George,

Steve is right. I got the secret memo last night. It said if we scare Virginians Kilgore wins. I’m amazed that Koleszar figured out so quickly. It also mentioned that we were to be hush, hush about taking social security away from seniors. Plus, it also said we gotta be quiet about taking money out of the Public Schools to pay for oil drilling in ANWR.

Tyler Sewell (electronic mail, August 29, 2005)

PS. How long before a Democrat blames the Hurricane on President Bush?