10. Participating in the big homecoming game against the Albemarle Supervisors.

9. $10,000 a year? I'll be rich...RICH!

8. The secret handshake. Right, guys?

7. Do I get parking space?

6. Maybe now, I'll finally get to meet Dave Matthews.

5. Sayornara, speeding tickets!

4. One word: groupies.

3. Diplomatic immunity in Waynesboro.

2. Late night "study sessions" with Meredith Richards.

1. Chauffered transportation to the Corner...with stops at 4th Street, 9th Street, 11th Street and the Women's Center.